Ninja Names

Okay.  This cracked me up.  I love stuff like this.  It's ridiculously entertaining!

If a burglar were to come to my house, he or she would be met by the following team of lethal ninjas:

Mekachiku
Mimoshimefu
Zukizumodo
Rindorinka
Tafushikime
Ariririndokuta
Kazukijikakita

and last but not least, the feared

Tomoarilukushikachido.

(Kate, Corky, Bijou, Muma, Lyrik, Shmuel, Abigail and Nosferatu, respectively.)  Nosferatu is feared, actually.  Makes sense, I guess, considering he's a snake!